"Iím My Own Grandpa"|
Where Did the Tale Begin?
By James Pylant
COPYRIGHT © 2007
Posted 27 August 2007. Revised 14 November 2007
"Now, many years ago when I was twenty-three,
I was married to widow who was pretty as can be;
This widow had a grown-up daughter, who had hair of red,
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed"
Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffeís novelty song, "Iím My Own Grandpa," tells the tale of a man, who through a series of complicated marriages, became his own step-grandfather. Latham found inspiration for the song from a book of Mark Twainís anecdotes, which included a scenario of how a man could become his own grandpa.1 Guy Lombardo is incorrectly credited with writing another version that became a hit in 1948.2 "Lombardo simply made a recording of the Latham and Jaffe tune," says Moe Jaffe's daughter, Ann Jaffe Pace. "He didn't write any 'new version.'" The original spelling of the song title was "I'm My Own Grandpaw," Ms. Pace tells me.3
Long before it became a famous song, "Iím My Own Grandpa" had popularity as an oft-repeated story. For more than a hundred years, newspapers across the US published stories about men who claimed to be their own grandfather. Though different names, locales and years are given, all have the same sequence of events: A young man marries a woman with a daughter, who then marries the manís father, and the two men have sons by their new wives. Christopher Dunham discovered the tale in an 1822 American newspaper, republished from the London Literary Gazette. Hoodís Magazine reprinted the article, which found its way to a Gettysburg newspaper in 1848:4
Nearly thirty years later, a New England newspaper reported, under the heading "A Man His Own Grandfather," that:5
A Proof that a Man can be His Own Grandfather.óThere was a widow and her daughter-in-law, a man and her daughter-in-law, and man and his son. The widow married the son, and the daughter the old gentleman. The widow was therefore mother to her husbandís father, and consequently grandmother to her own husband. They had a son, to which she was a great-grandmother: now, as the son of a great-grandmother must be either a grandfather or great-uncle, this boy was one or the other. He was his own grandfather! This was the case with a boy at school at Norwich.óHoodís Magazine.
The Titusville suicide victim who became his own grandfather was identified, in 1893, as William Harmen.6
A man at Titusville, Pa., recently committed suicide in his horror at finding that he was his own grandfather. The way it was thus told in his dying statement: "I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father visited our house very often, fell in love with my step-daughter and married her. So my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter my mother, because she was my fatherís wife. Sometime afterward my wife had a son; he was my fatherís brother-in-law, and my uncle for he was the brother of my stepmother. My fatherís wifeói.e., my stepmotheróhad also a son; he was, of course, my brother, and in the meantime my grandchild, for he was the son of my daughter. My wife was my grandmother, because she was my motherís mother. I was my wifeís husband and grandchild at the same time. And as the husband of a personís grandmother is his grandfather, I am my own grandfather."
The tale of the "self-grandpa" of Titusville found its way in a Syracuse newspaper in 1908, though by then William Harmen became "William Harris."7
Wm. Harmen, a resident of Titusville Pa., is reported to have committed suicide a few days ago as the result of a melancholy conviction that he was his own grandfather. He left the following singular letter: "I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father visited our house very often, fell in love with my step-daughter and married her. So my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter my mother, because she was my fatherís wife.
In "Freaks of Cupid," a Wisconsin newspaper told of convoluted intermarriages, including that of a Mr. Miller, in Ohio County, who married a widow with an adult daughter. As the story goes:8
In 1900, Albert Schmitz, of Mayence, Germany, married a widow with an adult daughter. Mr. Schmitzís stepdaughter then married his father. Two years later, Mr. Schmitzís father and stepmother had a son.9
His father fell in love with the stepdaughter. The father became the sonís son-in-law, and the step-daughter became his mother. Recently the sonís wife had a child. The child was Millerís fatherís brother-in-law and Millerís own uncle, for he was a brother of his stepdaughter. Millerís fatherís wifeóhis stepdaughteróalso had a son, who was, of course, Millerís brother and incidentally Millerís grandchild, for he was the son of Millerís daughter. Thus Millerís own wife was his motherís mother and Miller became his wifeís grandchild at the same time. And then to top the whole thing off, as the husband of his grandmother, he was his own grandfather.
Neapolitan sailor named Beppo Bruzoni reportedly married "a widow, and she had by her first husband a handsome girl named Silvietta," whom Beppoís father then married. As expected, Beppoís wife presented him with a son, and his stepmother/stepdaughter gave birth to a son, too.10
In 1910, Richard Connell, visiting friends in Lebanon, Ohio, claimed that he was his own grandfather.11
Twenty-two-year-old Peter E. Linsky, of Fertile, Iowa, became a father with the birth of a son in January of 1923. About eighteen months earlier, Linksy reportedly married a young widow with a grown stepdaughter. "His father, who at that time was a widower, shortly thereafter married his sonís wifeís step-daughter. . . Then, a few months ago, the younger Linskyís step-mother, that is the step-daughter of his wife, presented her husband, young Linskyís father, with a son."12
You see, I met a young widow in Iowa by the name of Sarah Minor and we were married. She had a step-daughter. Then my father met our step-daughter and married her. That made my wife the mother-in-law of her father-in-law, and made my step-daughter my step-mother and my father became my step-son.
Then my step-mother, the step-daughter of my wife, had a son. That boy was the son of my wifeís step-daughter and therefore her grandson. That made me grandfather of my step-brother.
Then my wife had a son. My mother-in-law, the step-sister of my son, is also his grandmother, because he is her step-sonís child. My father is the brother-in-law of my child, because his step-sister is his wife. I am the brother of my own son, who is also the child of my grandmother. I am my motherís brother-in-law, my wife is her own childís aunt, my son is my fatherís nephew, and Iím my own grandfather. So there you are.
A search of federal census records for 1920 and 1930 reveals no Iowa resident name Peter Linsky. This suspicious news story, like others, never involves the father re-marrying first or the new wives presenting their husbands with daughters instead of sons. But similarly convoluted intermarriages have likely occurred.
In 1989, musician Bill Wyman, age fifty-two, made news when he wed eighteen-year-old Mandy Smith. The couple, though, divorced after twenty-three months of marriage. In 1993, Wymanís thirty-one-year-old son reportedly became engaged to Mandyís forty-nine-year-old mother.13 Had Wyman remained married to Smith, he might have been called "his own grandpa."
NOTES AND REFERENCES
- Iím My Own Grandpaw, online <http://gean.wwco.com/grandpa/index.html>, downloaded 23 August 2007.
- Iím My Own Grandpa, online <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_My_Own_Grandpa">>, downloaded 17 August 2007.
- Ann Jaffe Pace to James Pylant, 12 November 2007.
- The Adams Sentinel (Gettysburg, Pa.), 16 October 1848.
- "A Man His Own Grandfather," The Fitchburg Sentinel (Fitchburg, Mass.), 30 July 1877.
- Citing "His Own Grandfather," The Republican (Danville, Ind.), 18 May 1893, it was reprinted in Kansas Kin, Vol. XXX (August, 1992), No. 3, p. 49.
- "Complicated Cases of Tangled Relationships," The Post-Standard (Syracuse, NY), 11 July 1908.
- "Freaks of Cupid," The Daily Gazette (Janesville, Wis.), 3 June 1899.
- "Strange Case of a Man Who Became His Own Grandfather," The Atlanta Constitution, 20 April 1902.
- "His Own Grandfather," Oakland Tribune, 25 June 1903.
- "Is His Own Grandfather," The Racine Daily Journal, 5 December 1910.
- "North Iowa Man, 22 Years Old Finds Heís Own Grandfather," The Davenport Democrat and Leader, 12 January 1923.
- Entertainment Weekly, online <http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,302463,00.html>,
downloaded 23 August 2007.